Ok, part of being an independent woman is figure shit out. Here a life hack I figured out when the universe is denying you the coffee you so desperately need. Make espresso in the Italian coffee maker. Fill the mason jar 3/4 up with milk ( any kind) note almond and coconut do froth as […]
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Independent Women Flies: Drive Behind Big Industrial Trucks and Mind the Gap
I was in a car accident involving an industrial truck. I was driving , and they could see my vehicles stopped. Needless to saying I’m sore… lesson learn, they can’t see 6ft -8ft in front for safety reason I’m driving behind them. Also mind gaps at 18 I fell at the underground station in Toronto […]
Continue readingIndependent Women Flies: Too intimidating ?
Awhile back, I was told I was too intimidating for a man? I thought , they most be really blind, me intimidating ? I like cats, write poetry, sing, cry at sappy stuff , enjoy walking and coffee, own a home and have opinions and assertive, but I am not aggressive nor am I surrounded […]
Continue readingThe Cat Files: 3 am means play time, right?
Being a fur-mom has it perks, I get to come to a cutie who so loving and affectionate. Were kinder spirits the cat and I, but not at night time. It’s Saturday on my second cup of coffee and a little sleep deprived, because a three am my Bean decided she wanted pats and her […]
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Snow and Ice Storm In April. How Canadians in Ontario are feeling about this spring
Disclaimer: This not the norm. Pretty Much emulates the five stages of Grief. 1. Denial: Wearing short at plus 5 Celsius with a chance of snow in April because come on already, four months is too much. I want to show off my legs. 2. Anger: Learning that it’s going to be white easter and […]
Continue readingThe Cat Flies: Personal Servant
I just got a little bean or Coco Bean. She is a joy. I adopted her Monday. So far, I have turned into her personal servant. I am required to give love and affection in forms of pats and kisses on the head at all hours. Food at 5:30 am. Opening doors…. Pretty much she […]
Continue readingFor the love of puns, this is so cheesy, literally.
Puns are awesome ! They just make everything better. Today I got cheese , a Gouda collection I might add. This is the result :
Continue readingThe House Flies: Shh! Don’t tell my neighbours about the time I accidentally flung a dead mouse on their mat and it froze to it
Earlier this year, I had a unexpected visitors that weren’t guest of my tenants. These guests squeaked and creep the fuck out of me. But as I mentioned in previous blog post , being an independent home owner with tenants, I am the only one that gets to deal with the disgusting side. Anyways, I […]
Continue readingLadies, Wanna keep your man, make sure you keep up your S.A. (Stocking Appeal)
I mean what man doesn’t love smooth, hole free stockings, he can ran his hands up? Lord have mercy , if he becomes so turned off by your lack of stocking appeal and your marriage suddenly will be in trouble ? Can’t let happen ladies divorce is not an option. You must up keep yourself […]
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